sniff.org » Humor http://www.sniff.org If you're nosy, then sniff.org is the place for you! Fri, 26 Aug 2011 00:02:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 The truth hurts http://www.sniff.org/2009/01/01/the-truth-hurts/ http://www.sniff.org/2009/01/01/the-truth-hurts/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:21:47 +0000 Lance http://www.sniff.org/?p=54 Just got this e-card from my good friend Mike.

e-card from Mike

Thought this card seemed appropriate somehow — Happy New Year, and better luck in Nachos 2009!

–Mike

]]> http://www.sniff.org/2009/01/01/the-truth-hurts/feed/ 1 The most random message ever http://www.sniff.org/2008/12/13/the-most-random-message-ever/ http://www.sniff.org/2008/12/13/the-most-random-message-ever/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:34:05 +0000 Lance http://www.sniff.org/?p=47 About 9 months ago I got a pre-paid AT&T GoPhone. Apparently the number that I got was one that belonged to a woman who, for reasons unknown to me, has fallen on what seems to be hard financial times (perhaps the reason why she doens’t have her mobile number any more). Since the time I’ve had the number, I’ve received many messages from bill collectors, schools, car warrantee providers, etc. all trying to reach this woman. I’ve been diligent about calling back these people and letting them know that their contact info is out of date so that they won’t call me back. Well, this morning I got a message from a gentleman that knows this woman, I assume. I wouldn’t do the message justice by trying to describe it, so here it is for your listening pleasure.

Warning: There are some expetives within, so if you are at work, you may want to use your headphones.

The most random message ever

]]> http://www.sniff.org/2008/12/13/the-most-random-message-ever/feed/ 0 I’m a man of many names http://www.sniff.org/2008/08/15/im-a-man-of-many-names/ http://www.sniff.org/2008/08/15/im-a-man-of-many-names/#comments Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:19:58 +0000 Lance http://www.sniff.org/?p=40 I go out to eat lunch quite a bit and I’m often asked what my name is when I order. Most of the time the person behind the counter gets my name right, “Lance”. On occasion, however, they hear something different. Here’s a running list of my many names:

  • Lens
  • Lenz
  • Lanz
  • Lence
  • Lents
  • Lars
  • Lons
  • Rants (my personal favorite)
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